What is on the bench

Pose estimation run against your camera, and figures drawn into the parts of the frame it cannot resolve.

Reads the scatter in your phone's compass. Speakers and motors move it. So, reportedly, do other things.

A sweep across sixty-four synthesised channels, and a vocal tract that answers into the gap after a sound. It will not speak over a loud room.

Records uncompressed, then lets you crawl the noise floor a region at a time with the gain up. Most of what you find will be you.

False colour over visible brightness. It is not a thermal camera and says so on the scale. Hold a reference frame and everything that has not moved goes black.

The planchette is coupled to the accelerometer. It moves because your hand moves. Your hand moves because you do not know it is moving.

A simulated bob with correct inertia, hung from your device. The ideomotor effect does the rest.

Vic Tandy's 19Hz standing wave, reproduced by a phone speaker that cannot reproduce 19Hz. The story is the instrument.

Twenty-five cards, five symbols. Chance is five. The Survey has run this since 1974 and chance is still five.

Try to push a live random stream off centre. The running deviation is reported exactly as it falls.

Sites the Survey has been asked to look at, sorted by how far you are from them.